Magic mirror – on the wall, who's the fairest chick of them all
Swinging dobedoo – do the do, like betty boop?
It said: Tonight josephine, try something keen!
Soon, get off your pantaloons!

Get in your step-ins and then you will feel alright
A brandnew cologne, don't tie your skirt too tight!
It makes you shake your leg to the magnetic waltz
Magic ballrooms won't play no schmaltz!

Mirror, mirror up on the wall, who's the fairest of them all
Trying hard bedoo-bedee, be a jazzage baby?
It said: Tonight josephine, stay on the scene!
Real soon, get off your pantaloons!

Magic mirror – on the wall, who's the fairest chick of them all
Swinging dobedoo do the do, like betty boop?
It said: Tonight josephine, try something keen!
Coda:
High noon, get off your pantaloons
Now, get off your pantaloons!