Ain't got no grass
(Can't take no trip)
Ain't got no acid
(Can't blow my mind)
Ain't got no clothes
(You're full of puss)
Ain't got no pad
(You're full of piss)

Ain't got no apples
(We got balls)
Ain't got no knife
(Can't cut you up)
Ain't got no guns
(We got bananas)
Ain't got no garbage
(White trash)
Ain't got no draft card
Burned it burned it burned it

Ain't got no earth
Ain't got no fun
Ain't got no bike
Ain't got no pimples
Ain't got no trees
Ain't got no air
Ain't got no water
City
Banjo
Toothpicks
Shoelaces
Teachers
Football
Telephone
Records
Doctor
Brother
Sister
Uniforms
Machine guns
Airplanes
Air force
Germs
M-1 (bang bang bang)
M-2 (bang bang bang)
A bombs
H bombs
P bombs
Q bombs
Chinese checks
Hindus
Bindus
Italianos
Polacks
Germans
Youse
Jews
Ups and downs
Vietnam, Johnson, high school, sex, coffee, books
Food, scissors, magazines, news, cigarettes
Hollywood, Tuesday Weld
Burton-Taylor, pop art, pop off, popcorn, popsicle
Andy Warpop, pop paper, pop up
Popeye, poppers,England, outer space
Astronauts, Jesus, air, air, air, air, air, air...