Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited

Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited

Look, now everybody can see
Look, now everybody can see
Love me, love me

Kick me, I'm an arrogant
Prick me, I'm an arrogant
Kick mе, I'm an arrogant
Prick me, I'm an arrogant
I'm a selfish asshole
I'm a sеlfish asshole

Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Poverty disgusts me
Poverty disgusts me
But I'm such a likable guy
But I'm such a likable guy
Love me, love me

I'm a lovely guy, I'm a lovely guy
Kick it, kick it
So I know you're there
I do appreciate you as I would a chair
Really love it when you
Treat me like a scumbag
Treat me like a scumbag

Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
I love the attention
I love the attention

Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers: not invited, losers: not invited
I'm such a sensitive guy
I'm such a sensitive guy
Love me, love me
Love me, love me, love me, love me
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love