When things just aren't going your way
Like a problem hair which you pluck or shave
But shaving got to be such a bore
And you deserve so much more
And happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass
Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science - we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life has lost all its magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic

Throw all your troubles away
You're nothing left you want to save
With this circus, you'll need nothing more
And all your troubles walk out the door
And it all is just a phone call away

Angelina, it'll fix your hunchback
Angelina, it'll help your time pass
Angelina, here's a forecast
Angelina, it's science - we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life has lost all its magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic

Here's something that is automatic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life is nothing less than tragic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life has lost all its magic
It's Wax Ecstatic
When life can't promise the fantastic
It's Wax Ecstatic

Wax Ecstatic...