"Welcome to Bucketheadland."

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"Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bucketheadland."

(Music)

"Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bucketheadland."

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"Buckethead was raised in a chicken coop by chickens?
Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha-heh-heh."

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"Eh-heah-heah-heah-heah-heah! Eh-heah-heah-heah-heah!
I am Centipede Woman and Buckethead thinks he'll open this park successfully! I've got news for him!
Eh-heah-heah-heah-heah-heah-heah! Eh-heh-heah-heah-heah-heah-heah! Eh-heah-heah-heanaahh!"