(Origins of Bootsy:
Bootsy Collins was born a long, long, time ago in a subterranean cavern full of shining dinosaurs deep below the Ohio River, before anyone had heard of Ohio. Late one night as the dinosaurs grazed on canopies of bat shit, and the bats flew freely in little purple outfits, there was a rumbling from the earth below. Far from being terrified, the dinos began to dance, because Bootsy was coming)

Bootsy Collins
Well, let's party all night long
Put your feet back down on the ground, now
I want you to check out this intergalactic, most effective, outer connection to the world wide Funk tribe
Are you here to eat the funky apple pie?
So put your hands together
There's a party on the east side
(Party on the east side)
Party on the west side
(Party on the west side)
Party right here
(Party right here)
Party right there
You know what?
It feels so good like eating an apple pie
You gotta keep that Funk alive
You wanna get some?
I'm just tryin' to keep the Funk alive
It feels good like eating an apple pie
You know it feels good like eating an apple pie
You wanna get some?
I'm just tryin' to keep the Funk alive
If you know what I'm talkin' about, put your hands up, put your hands up, let me, let me, let me see you put your hands up
Oh, super-hypnotic, transophonic, mobilistic, super-fantastic Funk incline hippo friends of mine I'm a midnight funker baby
Walk with me now
Hey Bootsy, keep the Funk alive

Oh, that cat runnin' through that, ass-high do that, easy, we be F-D and 3's and E's and breezin' Manson, no more lampin', cruisin', keep it movin'
Keep it movin'
No don't stop it
Pick another topic
Me and Bootsy chillin' in the tropics
Harlem's where I remain, the greatest entertainer
While y'all hoe hop I show stop
Prophesize, plus they increase my pocket size
Real funk's back from the mat, believe that
Don't need to curse on wax to do well
In 52 states we still hold wait because

It feels so good like eating an apple pie
You gotta keep that Funk alive
You wanna get some?
I'm just tryin' to keep the Funk alive
It feels good like eating an apple pie
You know it feels good like eating an apple pie
You wanna get some?
I'm just tryin' to keep the Funk alive
You're good as fried chicken and waffles, yeah baby
Oh, super-hypnotic, transophonic, mobilistic, super-fantastic Funk incline hippo friends of mine, I'm a midnight funker baby
Walk with me now
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
Move your body from side to side
Move your body and stretch your mind
C'mon, c'mon, feel it, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move, let your body move
Let your, let your, let your body move
Let your body move on, let your body move on
Let your, let your, let your body move on
Let your body move on, let your body move on
Let your, let your, let your body move on
It feels so good like eating an apple pie
You gotta keep that Funk alive
You wanna get some?
I'm just tryin' to keep the Funk alive