If you're looking for a souvenir
And you can't find any ears or limbs
Head for the Grab Bag Alley
There, you'll find gift shops...
Toy stores...
Taxidermist magic shops...
Butchers...
Curry-Os...
Automatic instrument boutiques, and funeral homes
You can buy aprons, prosthetic limbs, and cattle prods
All with your fairer name, stitch-drawing, graved-in—