There's been a question that I've been meaning to ask you for a very long time
Every time you open that pencil drawer
I have one query that makes me quite dreary
Yeah
Let me hear it in the back
Eskedeet wood shop gang

Mr. Tippets put your weiner in the bandsaw
Weiner in the handclamp
Weiner in the planer
Weiner in the jointer
Weiner in thе miter saw
Weiner in thе lathe
Weiner in the drill press
Weiner in the jigsaw
Weiner in the table saw
Weiner in the belt sander
Weiner in the power drill
Weiner in the screw gun
Weiner in the wood chipper
Weiner in the laser engraver
Weiner in the scroll saw
Weiner in the door
Weiner in the oven
Weiner in the pencil sharpener
Weiner in the Smart Board
Weiner in the microwave
Weiner in the engine
Weiner in the garage door
[Tippets]
Class I will not put my weiner in the bandsaw
Weiner in the handclamp
Weiner in the planer
Weiner in the jointer
Weiner in the miter saw
Weiner in the lathe
Weiner in the drill press
Weiner in the jigsaw
Weiner in the-

Actually, that sounds pretty promising
I might put my weiner in the in the the planer

[Student]
"Mr. Tippets pull your weiner out!"

[Mexican Student]
"Yeah man put it in the planer!"

Uh class uh how do I put it back together
I think I um might be able to use some screws
Aw jeez I knew I should've stayed on my hunting trip
Awww man
Awww jeez
Awww I hate kahoots man
Uh ok class who has duck tape, this isn't working so well
Uh uh guys gotta clean up, clean up at the the jointer pl-planer
Somebody grab a dust pan
Somebody grab a broom
Somebody grab a mop
Hey Kyle give me twenty

Awww man