[Chorus]
Let's get friendly now
It looks like you know how
I know that I know how but time is running out
So call right now while you can
'Cause I'm a young man now

[Verse 1]
Well, I used to get friendly with
Just about anything
Just about anywhere, just about any time
She was a black poem with a tumor
Lived underneath the power line
The fuse of electricity
Burned away our history
She said, "I'm running outta time
I've gotta feel what I can
Step right up now, boy
'Cause I need a young man now"

[Verse 2]
Well, I used to get friendly with
The girls in the subdivision
They were subdivided by religions
Jews and Christians
(Spoken)
There were no Muslims when I was a young man
They all lived out near somewhere what they said was called Arabia
[Break]
I was down in her bedroom basement apartment
Between the sheets and the subbos, my flower near the freeway
My father in the shower, I put my flower in my time
She needed a headboard on the weekend and she slept sweetly
Clean up, old man, shave down, get out
Take your Old Spice stink to where you sell downtown
You'll be walking through the gate in a quarter of an hour
You take the showroom floor, I'll be in the shower with my flower
Blooming and wilted

[Chorus 2]
Let's get friendly now
It looks like you know how
I know that I know how, but time is runnin' out
So call right now before this offer ends
While your husband's crackin' your boyfriend's head
Your daddy works and your friends stay in
It's the small of your back, it's your legs and your skin
Let's get friendly now [x4]