Go tell your brother's girlfriend
That I don't want to see her 'round my place again
Tell all their friends from that reformed church
That I can't wash the Christ out of my shirt

Where's your brother's girlfriend?
Where's his lonely severance check?
Where's my goddamn medicine?
I'm praying to it now
I'm praying to it now

Tell your brother he can leave his things
Over at my place, at least until the spring
I guess I'd better go and tell him myself
That his rifle's gone missing from my shelf

Where's my goddamn medicine?
Where's his lonely severance check?
Where's your brother's girlfriend?
Parading around town
And berating him out loud
Parading around town

Where's my goddamn medicine?
Where's your brother's girlfriend?
Where's his lonely severance check?
He's waiting for it now [x3]
I met your brother to have a drink
Not to really talk, not to really think
He looked good, yeah, he looked tan
Said he found some work and that he formed a band

I asked your brother if he named his band
The True Believers
I asked your brother if he named his band
The True Believers
Or The Opiate Gang
He said that they couldn't agree on that
But on Friday night they'd be appearing as

The Reformed Church Of The Assault Rifle Band [x3]

Where's your brother's girlfriend?
Did you hear what the band just said?
He'd be better off with her dead
They're saying it out loud
And they're laying it down now
They're laying it down now
They're tearing it up now
They're saying it out loud
They're laying it down now
They're saying it out loud
Where's my goddamn medicine?
Where's your brother's girlfriend?
What did they finally call this band?
The True Believers?
Or is it The Opiate Gang?

They're The Reformed Church Of The Assault Rifle Band [x3]

The Reformed Church Of The Assault Rifle Band