[Verse 1]
Has anybody here seen that girl?
She's kinda pretty, yeah, she's kind of plain
She don't get out much into the world
But if she's here
I'm really, really, really, really glad she came

[Chorus]
I gotta know
Did you come here for the money?
I gotta know
Or did you come here for the show?
I gotta know
Did you come to see us fail?
Or did you come here
'Cause there's no place left to go?

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[Verse 2]
Well with pleasure, yeah, or sending me pain
She shot some NyQuil but it didn't kick in
Don't be spiteful of our beauty and fame
I'm really, really, really, really, really glad you're plain
Somebody told me you're talking kind of strange
How you love to eat your lamb and you love your lazy days
How you died on Easter Sunday, eat chip on Christmas Day
I'm really, really, really glad you're plain
[Chorus]

[Bridge]
It's so easy to deny it
It's so easy to deny
As you try to be mine

[Verse 3]
Oh baby, you've been so good to me
Don't make me believe the things you believe
You know I love your leg of lamb
Your lamb of God and lazy days
But I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
I love the ladies, I love the ladies
(He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies)
(He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies)
(He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies plain)

[Chorus 2]
You're so plain, yeah
You're so plain, oh yeah
You're so plain, that's right
You're so plain
[Chorus 3]
I gotta know
Did you come here for the money?
I gotta know
Or did you come to see a show?
I gotta know
Did you come to party with your people?
Or did you come here
'Cause there's no place left to go?

[Outro]
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