BIG & RICH
She's got an alligator bag
Top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
Got a Philipino girlie
She claims is her friend
I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh
Now I used to call her Cindy
She changed her name to "Sin"
I guess that's the name of her game
I really used to love her
Then, the kitty she discovered
It's got to be a sexual thing

And all around the world
Girls will be girls
And it's the same ol', it's the same ol' situation
It's the same ol', it's the same ol' ball and chain
I say no no no
I say no no no no no no no no

Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet fairwell
Last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of their wedding bells
And all around the world
Girls will be girls
And it's the same ol', it's the same ol' situation
It's the same ol', it's the same ol' ball and chain
And it's the same ol', it's the same ol' situation
It's the same ol', it's the same ol' ball and chain
I say no no no
I say no no no no no no no no

And it's the same ol', it's the same ol' situation
It's the same ol', it's the same ol' ball and chain
And it's the same ol', it's the same ol' situation
It's the same ol', it's the same ol' ball and chain
I say no no no
I say no no no
I say no no no
I say no no no no no no no no