Don’t Play Casanova

Tell me the story of the day you went fishing

And you came back in the evening

With a fish that was fat as a pig



What I said, as a horse that was bigger

Than the biggest cow that I ever saw



Oh, you tell it all again

You won't hear a word all day

But please don't tell me 'bout the girls

'Cause I am the one your're having now

And that's how it's gonna stay



Don't play Casanova

'Cause I'm sick about adventures

That you've had with other girls before me



Don't play Casanova

Shut up, you big lover

'Cause in my arms you're just a baby



Make the world believe that ev'ry day as you stand up

You take a cold shower and you drink in an hour

25 glasses of whisky or more

And then walk straight to the door