First one gets me started
Second one breaks me out
The third one I'm eating fat-fried chicken
And cursing strangers out

The forth one I'll reconsider it
The fifth one I'm having doubts
On the sixth one I'm in a bathroom stall
With my tongue in someone's mouth

Pour it neat and double up
One too many's not enough, ooh
Tip it back, it ain't no bluff
One too many's not enough, no

Five A.M. I'm having regrets
Passed out on the toilet seat
One o'clock I'm still in shock
And by five I'm back on my feet

Pour it neat and double up
One too many's not enough, ooh
Tip it back, it ain't no bluff
One too many's not enough, no
One too many's not enough
Let me drown, I'll be just fine
You got your way, I got mine
I ain't asking you to stay
I'm on top of the world these days

I'm praying to Saint Anyone
I'm a liar, I'm destitute
Salvation's been mine
In bourbon and wine
And my faith's been absolute

Pour it neat and double up
One too many's not enough, ooh
Tip it back, it ain't no bluff
One too many's not enough
One too many's not enough, no
One too many's not enough
No, no