Deep in the jungle on an island in the year 49 B.C.,
It was a caveman sittin' in the top of a coconut tree
He wore a leopard skin, pegged at the end
He sure looked cool to me!

Well, he leaped from the tree to the back of a dinosaur
Arrived at a hut where a cavegirl's at the door
She wore a hula dress, trimmed in the best
Like a dress for a big affair

Well, I trailed 'em through the jungle 'til they stopped outside a cave
Like I mean, these cats inside, they really had me amazed
It was a caveman band, they said, "Listen to us, man
We'll be cool, you'll see."

[Instrumental]

"Well man, y'all sound alright, won't you come along with me?
I'll make you caveman stars, you'll go down in history."
But then I woke up screamin', found that I was only dreamin'
A dream, a fantasy

[Outro]