Sluts in skirts, scattered all over this scrabble board
And it's no wonder very few words worth using are being played
This unintelligible squawking is drowning out anything
Worth listening to, we're dumbing down everything
Dumbing down everything

We're using huge hand gestures trying to get a point across
To the deaf and blind
To the deaf and blind

Anything to numb (Chubby disgusting infants)
Anything to encourage ignorance (In a giant damp crib teething)
Anything to numb (And in dire need of a mother's)
Anything to put us to sleep (Rum soaked digit)
Anything to numb (Chubby disgusting infants)
Anything to encourage ignorance (In a giant damp crib teething)
Anything to numb (And in dire need of a mother's)
Anything (Rum soaked digit)

Someone, anyone, take off your shirt and pacify
Make it easy for us to eat, easy for us to sleep
(I think we deserve it)
Someone, anyone, take us out back and put us down
I think we deserve it, I think we deserve it

Because it's not far from pleasure island where this
Pink flesh gets it's fur
It's there that the noise you speak
Can finally be heard
It will make sense to the rest of
Your four-legged stench-ridden gluttonous kin
You can feel comfortable in your skin
You will feel comfortable in your skin
We're trying to speak clearly
But our voices get drowned out
By the over-excessive braying
And the always open mouth