[Verse 1]
Went out last night, had a great big fight
Everything seemed to go all wrong
I looked up to my surprise
The gal I was with was gone
Where she went I don't know
I mean to follow everywhere she goes
Folks said I'm crooked
I don't know where she took it
I want the whole world to know

[Chorus]
They say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me
Sure have got to prove it on me

[Verse 2]
Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men
True I wear a shirt and tie
Talk to the gals like any old guy now. They...

[Chorus]
Say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Ba babadoo bap...
They say I'd do it, ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Well they say I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
[Verse 3]
Went out last night with a crowd of my friends
They must have been women 'cause I don't like no men
Yes I wear a collar and tie
Talk to the gals like any old guy, you know daddy

[Chorus]
Yes I'd do it but ain't nobody caught me
Sure got to prove it on me
Well they sure got to prove it on me