Poxy Boggards
I Wear No Pants (Original Version)
I wear no pants! I wear no pants!
I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no pants!
Perhaps you'd like a chance
Perhaps you'd like a chance
Perhaps you'd like a chance
To stop and have a glance
For I wear no pants
I wear no pants!

Italian!
Non porto pantaloni, non porto pantaloni!
Non porto, porto, porto, porto, porto pantaloni!
Guardi i miei palloni
Guardi i miei palloni
Guardi i miei palloni
Non vecchi macaroni!
Non porto pantaloni!
Non porto pantaloni!

In German!
Ich trage keine Hosen
Ich trage keine Hosen
Ich trage, trage, trage keine Hosen!
Anschlagen um un Blick
Anschlagen um un Blick
Anschlagen um un Blick
An meine grossen Prick!
Ich trage kein Höschen
Ich trage kein Höschen!
Back to English!
I wear no pants! I wear no pants!
I wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no, wear no pants!
Mark well upon my lance
Mark well upon my lance
Mark well upon my lance
It bounces whilst I dance!
For I wear no pants
I wear no pants!