A pretty girl men fight for
They've even started wars
How pretty does she have to be
When she's down upon all fours?
I find the ones who aren't so pretty
Are diamonds in the rough
Cause pretty girls may look good
But the ugly know their stuff

Just spend the night with Mabel
I overcame my fears
By going to the Gock and Bulls
And drinking fifteen beers
She'd do it all night long that girl
She never calls it quits
And her favorite way to please you
Is by rubbing with her...

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Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Hey Hey
Mad Hellen is from Bedlam
She sees fairies, ghosts, and spots
Her face is worn and drizzled
And her hair is all in knots
And when I get down off that ship
I run straight to her bed
'Cause crazy girls do crazy things
Whilst giving you some...

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Well Clair is such a scrawny girl
As short as she is thin
With buck teeth and a lazy eye
And warts upon her chin
But when she gets a man in bed
She'll toss him like a rock
It's like the devil takes her
When she's gnawing on my...

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Well Madge is not a pretty one
She frightens all the boys
But if they'd only knew about
The techniques she employs
She'll swirl and twirl and spin you
Then point it at her bum
Then grin that toothless smile
While she's gargling your...
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There's Gertie from Newcastle
Who smells like fish and beer
She's got one brow across her head
And a cyst upon her rear
But once you get to know her
You'll really love that lass
For when she goes to work
She'll suck the bed sheets through your...

Be they ugly or unsightly
Or just plain make you sick
Every girl is pretty
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Hey Hey
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
Hey Nonny Nonny
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