Look at the coffin
With golden handles
Isn't it grand, boys
To be bloody well dead?
Let's not have sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die

Look at the flowers
All bloody withered
Isn't it grand, boys
To be bloody well dead
Let's not have sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die

Look at the mourners
Eyeing the silverware
Isn't it grand, boys
To be bloody well dead?
Let's not have sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die
Look at the preacher
A bloody drunk pederast
Isn't it grand, boys
To be bloody well dead?
Let's not have sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die

Look at the widow
That whorey adultress
Isn't it grand, boys
To be bloody well dead?
Let's not have sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die

And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you'll bloody well die