The wicked cry 'a-lack, a-las'
When Jesus comes to kick their ass
With a full heart of pure whoop-ass
The whole damn world will be take to task

Holy crap it's Armageddon
It's off to Hell they are heading
No use for regrets
They have made their bets
It's time for them to stand
And take their licking

Now Jesus has some strong kung-fu
He truly is a bad-ass Jew
When he sees someone who has been a dick
He'll knock his head off with a roundhouse kick

Holy crap it's Armageddon
It's off to Hell they are heading
No use for regrets
They have made their bets
It's time for them to stand
And take their licking

Now look the skies have split in twain
It's time for him to come again
With a million dead around knees
I wish they told me he had zombies!
Holy crap it's Armageddon
It's off to Hell they are heading
No use for regrets
They have made their bets
It's time for them to stand
And take their licking

Now it's time for them to stand
And take their licking

Amen