Oh, welcome to the Boggard show
If you brought kids, you might wanna go
For we are rogues who sing of sin and ills
And if you stay, we will doubt your parenting skills

For we might say "Gosh!"
And we might say "Jeepers!"
And we might throw "Poop!"
That makes you wanna duck
Well, we might say "Golly!"
And we might say "Shucks!"

And you can bet a buck that we'll say "Fuck!"