[Verse 1]
It's gonna be lewd
Better get in the mood
Send me a text
When your kid's in bed

[Pre-Chorus]
So be afraid
Better go down and pray, hey hey
Squeaky bed springs doing funky little things
Gonna scare you out of your wits

[Chorus]
I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump, ooh
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all
Let me hear ya scream

[Verse 2]
A vision in your head
A monster in your bed
I'm the ham and cheese
Oh, between the sheets

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a multi-humped camel
Satin, cotton or flannel
No telling what the darkness holds
Better hang onto the skeleton bones

[Chorus]
I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump, ooh
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all
Let me hear ya scream

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a multi humped camel
Satin, cotton or flannel
No telling what the darkness holds
Better hang onto the skeleton bones

[Chorus]
I am the thing that goes bump
In the night y'all
I am the thing that goes bump, ooh
Bump, bump, bump
In the night y'all
[Outro]
Take it, take it out
Take it out
Take it out
Bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump