[Verse 1]
I wrote her a love song
The kind that makes you cry
Well it was soft and sweet
Like Faithfully meets Wonderful Tonight
But she never got to hear it
'Cause she told me goodbye
So I decided to take that love song
And rewrite it

[Chorus]
This is a new song
A screw you song
A you can go to hell
Take your new boyfriend too song
And it's a loud song
A honky tonk crowd song
It's a you don't like when I drink
So I'm getting plowed song
Oh it's a glad you're gone hope you don't come back
Everybody sing along raise your glass
And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
I wouldn't let you in if you showed up at my place
Said you wanted just one more roll in the hay
Okay that's a lie
'Cause after all I'm sill a guy
That probably won't happen anyway

[Chorus]
So I'm singin' a new song
A screw you song
A you can go to hell
Take your new boyfriend too song
And it's a loud song
A honky tonk crowd song
It's a you don't like when I drink
So I'm getting plowed song
Oh it's a glad you're gone hope you don't come back
Everybody sing along raise your glass
And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song

[Outro]
Hey it's a glad you're gone
Baby who needs you
Hope you don't come back
And if you do
I hope I'm laying there naked with somebody new song