We're Not the North Bank
We're Not the South Bank
We are the West Side Upton Park

We meet in the Boyleyn every Saturday
Talk about the team that
We're gonna do today
Steel cap Dr. Martens and iron bars
Smash their coaches or do'em
In their cars

We're Not the North Bank
We're Not the South Bank
We are the the West Side Upton Park
We can sing until we drop
We can take the Shed or take the Kop
Highbury and Parton run in fear
When the West Side Boys appear