[Verse 1]
Winter Park, what a mess you’ve made us
After one long drive we can hardly speak
So I’ll set up camp on an itchy carpet
Where, thanks to you, we’ll make plans for the week

[Verse 2]
Eight words of advice
Keep your pneumonia the hell away from me
‘Cause it could have come at a better time
As you’ve overdosed on supplements and herbal tea

[Chorus]
It’s breaking my back, bearing every situation
And at the risk of an attack
I’ll use delicate persuasion
To keep you in the other room

[Verse 3]
Winter Park, what an ironic statement
Over one long night we can hardly speak
Watching romance happen after hours
But if you need to know, your secret’s safe with me

[Verse 4]
These things aren’t new to me
I know it’s exactly where you want to be
But to bear the doubt is a troublesome route
Who’s laughing now?
[Chorus]
It’s breaking my back bearing every situation
And at the risk of an attack
I’ll use delicate persuasion
To keep calm and carry on
To avoid the night completely
To drive us downtown
To watch a shuttle launch and Aaron sing
But what should have been or even is...

[Bridge]
Don’t get the wrong impression
Talking over and over and over an oversight
Getting underwhelmed by a quieter sound tonight

So draw a finger to your mouth
(So draw a finger to your mouth)
And start setting up your vows
(And start setting up your vows)
Of getting out of the house
(Of getting out of the house)
And driving east and down
‘Cause word is getting around

[Outro]
Winter Park
What a mess you’ve made us