Are you bigger than bread box
Heavy like bag of rocks
Are you faster than a Huffy Two

Are you ticking like a time bomb
Bitching like a step-mom
Animal, vegetable, or maybe mineral

Hey
What I gotta say, what I gotta do
What I gotta
What I gotta get around just to get to you

Are you stupid like Monday
Do you get a little funny
Are you later than a post card

Are you cooking like a hot plate
Punching like a heavy weight
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these

Hey
Tell me what you do, tell me where you been
Tell me now
Tell me baby, tell me what's happening

Hey
What I gotta say, what I gotta do
What I gotta
What I gotta get around just to get to you

Are you comin' like a fastball
Climbing up a brick wall
Are you tighter than a thumb screw

Are you trippin' like a pot head
Screaming like a moped
Bitchin' like a scarecrow
Chillin' like an Eskimo

Hey
Tell me what you do, tell me where you been
Tell me now
Tell me baby, tell me what's happening

Hey
What I gotta say, what I gotta do
What I gotta
What I gotta get around just to get to you

Ooh

Hey
What up what up what up what up
What up what up what up what up
Hey, what's up with you

Hey
What up what up what up what up
What up what up what up what up
Hey, what's up with you