[Intro]
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Zero, zero, zero, I'm done

[Chorus]
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done

[Post-Chorus]
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Zero, zero, zero, done

[Verse 1]
Elevator, elevator, gettin' me high
Tryin' to hit my level, but you can't even try
Diamonds and Chardonnay, see you next Tuesday
Number ones and number ones, yeah, I got 'em eight
So everyone, yeah, everyone can suck on my D
You play Monopoly, I play the real thing
[Pre-Chorus]
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one, none

[Chorus]
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done

[Post-Chorus]
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Zero, zero, zero, done

[Verse 2]
Collagen and collagen, ain't signin' no checks
Keep on runnin', keep on runnin', runnin' them lips
What'd you just say my friend? Money's making me deaf
Alligator, alligator, drippin' in stones
Eighteen karat, eighteen karat up in my bones
Best things in life are free, so I'll keep on spending
[Interlude]
I-I-I totally-ly sleeping these fools
No lie-lie, I-I-I sleepin' these fools

[Pre-Chorus]
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one, none

[Chorus]
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done
How many fucks do I give? (How many?)
How many fucks do I give? (How, how many?)
None, not one, zero (How?), zero (How?), zero (How?), done

[Post-Chorus]
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Zero, zero, zero, done
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-ay-ay-ay-ay
Dum-da-dum-da-dum-eh-eh-eh-eh
Zero, zero, zero, done
[Outro]
Ten, nine, eight, ten, nine, seven, six, five
Ten, nine, eight, ten, seven, ten, six, five
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six
Five, four, three, two, one, none