Yankee Doodle came to town
H-bombs in his pocket
Says, "Chum if you don't toe the line
I'll blast you with me rocket!"

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Yankee Doodle, Uncle Sam
Batman also Superman
Known from here to Viet Nam
As Yankee Doodle Dandy

Yankee Doodle went to Mars
Landed on a Sunday
Found some people living there
And killed 'em off by Monday

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Yankee Doodle went to work
As hard as he was able
Bombing schools and hospitals
And babies in the cradle

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Yankee Doodle's got a plan
It's called 'Defoliation'
Tried it out in Viet Nam
To civilize the nation
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Yankee Doodle, he's the boy
For rape, assault and pillage
Never lets a day go by
Without he burns a village

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Yankee Doodle never crosses
Over any border
Except to kill more people
In the name of law and order

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Yankee Doodle feels that he
Is not appreciated
He's generous with his napalm
And yet, somehow, he's hated

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Yankee Doodle's got the know-how
Death is what he teaches
And Mr. Health just shows his teeth
And murmurs little speeches
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