If my dad were President
How happy I would be
‘Cause he knows just how it goes with personality
If my dad were President
He’d fly me to the moon
To the stars and maybe Mars in a great big blue balloon

I got rock candy mountains
And ice cream piles galore
Toy guns and piles of horses
But never any war

Think of school
The kids would rule
And summer all the time
All sorts of games with funny names
And playing is no crime

If my dad were President
The world would soon agree
He’s the best
And all the rest would love him just like me

In my great big new balloon
I’d travel more and more
More buttermilk and gingerbread
And hot dogs by the score

My girl would be so close to me
And every star would play
From dusk to dawn
While hanging on the good old milky way

If my dad were President
He’d fly me to the moon
‘Cause he knows just how it goes with personality
But I know it’s all a dream
And that’s okay
You see

‘Cause since he’s not
I’m glad I’ve got him here at home with me
‘Cause since he’s not
I’m glad I’ve got him here at home with me