[MAN]
So we’re in bed, and I’m in him: a Republican
And I’m trying hard to make the fellow burst
To be in him and be screwing a Republican
Is damn unappealing
But I can’t help but feeling
That it’s nice to have the roles reversed
Yes!

(spoken)
Everybody, will you sing it with me?

[MAN & AUDIENCE]
La la la la la la la la Republican

[MAN, spoken]
Oh, you're very gifted!

[MAN & AUDIENCE]
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la Republican

[MAN, spoken]
Oh lovely, really

(sung)
Though it's damn unappealing
I just can't help but feeling
That it’s nice to have the roles reversed
Yes!
I'd rather have the roles reversed!