[MARVIN]
He hates my wife
I hate his food
He thinks I'm rude but nice
I think he's nice but indiscreet
He thinks I'm sweet
But he treats me kind of funny
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer, going down

Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I care
I found your door
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now

He rubs my neck
I rub his thigh
He asks me why I sweat
I ask him why he bites his nails
And then he takes me in his arms
And then he lights another cigarette
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer, going down

Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I care
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now
Go Whizzer
How about Whizzer
Breathe deep Whizzer
Up and he's going down

[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG]
Go Whizzer
How about Whizzer
Breathe deep Whizzer
Up and he's going down

[MARVIN]
He's on his knees
I'm lying flat
Just like a bad idea
He starts to blow
I start to fight
The room is yellow and the bed is white

He's going down
I think I'll die away
He's going down
I think I'll die, die, die
I say Whizzer...

[LADIES]
Whizzer...

[MARVIN]
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer...

[LADIES]
Whizzer...

[MARVIN]
Going down

[Dance break - with scat vocals]

[MARVIN]
He's going down

[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG]
He's going down

[MARVIN]
He's going down

[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG]
He's going down

[MARVIN]
He's going down

[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG]
He's going down

[MARVIN]
Go Whizzer
Down!

[MARVIN, SWEETHEART, and GOLDBERG, spoken]
Down!!