[MARVIN]
I'm in the right
She's in the right
I'm in the wrong
She's in the right, dammit
We get along
But always fight, dammit
She always wins, but always cries;
And it's me and them
(Me and men)
Help me to sever
I swear I won't ever again You be my witness
Attest to my fitness
As husband, and father, and friend
Do not let me look askance
Keep a vigil nightly
Disabuse me of romance
Make me seen unsightly
I can't know the outcome

But, I'll try
I'll try
I'll try  
 
[LADIES]
Ooohhh...
 
 
 
 
 
Ooohhh...
Ahhhhh... I love my wife
She loves her boys
She loves the noise of family living
I love the joys of never forgiving
No ones destroys the family

[LADIES]
No one destroys the family

[ALL]
No one destroys the family

[MARVIN]
Least not me and them
Me and men
God I'm so clever
I swear I won't ever again
Me and them
Me and men

[ALL]
Never means never
I swear I won't ever again...

[MARVIN]
Again, again
No men
Again

[LADIES]
Ahhh...dat!