[MARVIN]
What should I think about
Five seconds before I die?
Will the maid unpaid
Still come Tuesday?
Did I pick my laundry up
Wednesday night?
And there's some milk
Rotting
In my refrigerator
Rotting and stinking up the other food
Of which there isn't much
Because I'm about to die
And I didn't feel like shoppingWhat do I think about
Four seconds before I die?
Did I say goodbye
To the girls from high school?

What do they want?

Is that enough for them?

Bye

Bye 
 
[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG]
Bye

Bye. Bye

Bye. Bye. Bye

Bye...

Bye, byePlease stop your bye-ing
Have pity on one who's dying
Four seconds my heart will stop
Four seconds I close up shop. Hey!

What do I think about?
What do I think
What do I
What do I
What do I
What do I
What do I
What do I

What do I think about
Three seconds before I die?
When her passion soon cools
And it will...if she's smart
Will she countenance fools?
Will I end what I start?
Will I break a few rules?
Will I break the girl's heart?
Did I ever have...
No. Did I ever have...
Will I ever have fun?
[LADIES]
Three
Two
One

[Machine gun fire. MARVIN screams. Silence. He opens his eyes. Feels his pulse. He walks dejectedly back to the wedding.]