[WIFE]
I'd like to be a princess on a throne
To have a country I can call my own
And a king
Who's lusty and required a fling
With a female thing

Great... men will be men...
Let me turn on the gas
I saw them in the den
With Marvin grabbing some guy's ass

Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure he did his best
I mean he meant to be what he was not
The things he was are things which I forgot
He's a queen, I'm a queen
Where is our crown?

I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down
My life is shitting
And my kid seems like an idi-
-Ot to me
Oh no, that's sick
I mean he's great
It's me who is the matter
Talking madder than the maddest hatter