[Verse 1]
Broke my heart right in two (fuck you)
And now I'm all alone in my room
Smoke some weed, give me a kiss
But then I remember you left me like this

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't think that I will ever get over you (no way)
You got me so twisted up and it's sad but true (so sad)
With you I felt so shitty, 'cause you never called me pretty
And I wish that you were with me, even though we had no fun

[Chorus]
God, love is so dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
Lo-lo-love is so dumb (hey!)

[Verse 2]
You're so sad and you don't like to dance
(You're so sad and you don't like to dance)
But I still wanna hold your hand
(I still wanna hold your hand)
You always tell me to get a life
(Always tell me to get a life)
But I still wanna be your wife
(I still wanna be your wife)