Big Bird: Is everybody ready?

All of the other Muppets: Yeah!

Big Bird: What's the next letter of the alphabet?

All of the other Muppets: "H"!

Big Bird: O.K. Let's everyone sing this one. Here we go

The letter "H" song with all those funny words that start up with a "Huh" sound
Harvey Kneeslapper, you go first

Harvey: O.K. Here it goes. Great

A hamster ate a handkerchief, a hammer and a hoe
He ate a hundred herring and a hawk who said "Hello"
This hamster ate a pickle jar, a house and then a log
And then he got the hiccups and he turned into a hog!

Harvey, Herry, Big Bird: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be
Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!

Harvey: O.K., Herry. It's your turn
Herry: Got it now. Here we go
A horse named Harvey Highersoup was hiking up the hill
And then he met a halibut who went to Honkerville
He had to play harmonica, and honked another horn
So they hooted and they honked until the night became the morn
(Laughs) I like that!

Harvey, Herry, Big Bird: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be
Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!

Herry: O.K., Big Bird. Go!

Big Bird: O.K. Listen to this
Oh, Henry Hippopotamus went hopping in the air
Until he hit a table and got honey on his hair
This handsome hippopotamus, I strongly must confess
Was not a hippopotamus, but a "hippo-pot-a-mess"!

Harvey, Herry: Aww!

Harvey, Herry, Big Bird: Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee
That's about as funny as it can be
Hee hee hee hee ha ha ho
"H" is the letter that we love so!