[Chorus 1 (Bip Bippadotta, Green guy, Blue guy and Lavender guy)]
Fat
Cat
Sat
Hat

Fat Fat Fat
Cat Cat Cat
Sat Sat Sat
Hat Hat Hat

[Verse 1: Bip Bippadotta]
A fat cat sat on a hat
Saw a rat on the mat
Got a bat
Had a chat with a gnat
That he'd pat in a vat that was flat
Oh yeah!

Oh yeah...sorry about that

[Chorus 2 (Bip Bippadotta, Green guy, Blue guy and Lavender guy)]
Small
Ball
Tall
Wall
Small Small Small
Ball Ball Ball
Tall Tall Tall
Wall Wall Wall

[Verse 2: Bip Bippadotta]
See the small ball on the tall wall
See it fall in a hall
See it crawl, give its all
Its call, "Hi, y'all!"
See it stall, wear a shawl
Oh yeah!

Oh yeah...*sighs*

[Chorus 3 (Bip Bippadotta, Green guy, Blue guy and Lavender guy)]
Red
Head
Fed
Bread

Red Red Red
Head Head Head
Fed Fed Fed
Bread Bread Bread
[Verse 3: Bip Bippadotta]
See the red head bein' fed bread
On his sled made of lead
As he sped to be wed
But he fled instead
Out ahead
Up to Ted in his bed
And he said...

[Outro: Bip Bippadotta Three guys]
Red, Head, Fed, Bread
Small, Ball, Tall, Wall
Fat, Cat, Sat, Hat
And that's that!
SCAT!