[Skit: Marco Polo]
As a kid, I loved watching cartoons after school
G.I. Joe, Transformers, He-Man, the Smurfs and Thundercats
Those were my favorites
Marco! Hey, Marco! Turn that TV down!
I can't hear myself think over here!
Oh my goodness
All these ridiculous cartoons
Give me that remote, alright?
Give me the remote, let me find something I watched as a kid
Something good, something entertaining
Alright, here we go