Stephen Flaherty
Green Eggs And Ham
[ALL] (singing)
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
NOT HERE OR THERE. NOT ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
COULD YOU? WOULD YOU? WITH A GOAT?
COULD YOU? WOULD YOU? ON A BOAT?
COULD YOU? WOULD YOU? IN THE RAIN?
COULD YOU? WOULD YOU? ON A TRAIN?
NOT WITH A GOAT. NOT ON A BOAT.
NOT IN THE RAIN. NOT ON A TRAIN.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
OH, NO!
NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NOT IN A TREE. YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!
(ALL take their bows.)
[ALL] (spoken)
I do not like green eggs and ham!!!