And she knows
That you haven’t even asked her
To come over
She doesn’t care

And she combs her hair
A hundred times in the mirror

She recites poems
On the way to your house
But you’ll never hear them

She doesn’t care
And that’s why she's there

You better watch out for her
She’ll eat you up and she'll spit out the burrs
She’ll talk about you to all of the girls
But you wait for her

Cause she’s sweeter than a honeycomb
That’s why you stay at home
And she’s slower than valium
That’s why you stay at home

And she goes
So that you can hardly see her
It’s so slow
You don’t know

I heard she plays
Country songs on the dobro
I don’t remember
How they go

She looks pretty good
Sometimes it’s hard to focus
And she’s pretty nice
It’s like a hocus pocus

1, 2, 3 she’ll cast a spell on you
She did it to me and that’s my point of view
Abracadabra, you’ll be stuck like glue
But you wait for her

Cause she’s sweeter than a honeycomb
That’s why you stay at home