[Verse 1]
A creeper's crawling the web
Don’t you bite on the bait
A photogenic deceptive sex machine
A copy-pasted reply permeates to the brain
Come drag me up from the water, my only friend

[Chorus]
My catfish is one
Who cares for me
My catfish is only one
Who stares at me

[Verse 2]
I spend the night sharing lies with my online friends
I clicked right on the deck of the latest trends
And Marky Zuckerberg's got a plan for you
To sell your lifе to the Feds in exchangе for a friend
Friend (friend)
Friend (friend)
Friend (friend)

[Chorus]
My catfish is one
Who cares for me
My catfish is only one
Who stares at me
My catfish is only one
Who shares with me
But a catfisher caught on a phone for the twenty-fifth time
You're just scaring me