[Verse 1]
Creepers crawling [?]
Don't you bite on the pain
A photogenic deceptive sex machine
A copy-pasted reply permeates to the brain
Come drag me up from the water [?]

[Chorus]
My catfish is one
Who cares for me
A catfish is only one
Who stares at me

[Verse 2]
I spend the night sharing lives with my online friends
I clicked right on the deck of the latest trends
And Marky Zuckerberg’s got a plan for you
To sell your life to the Feds in еxchange for a friend
Friend
Friеnd
Friend

[Chorus]
My catfish is one
Who cares for me
A catfish is only one
Who stares at me
My catfish is only one
Who shares with me
But a catfisher caught on a phone for the twenty-fifth time
You're just scaring me