I’ve been waiting for Fred
Lord, I hope that he’s not dead
I’ve been waiting so long
I wonder where Fred has gone

He always makes me wait
Always seems he’s running late
I should be home in bed
But here I am waiting for Fred
I’m just waiting for Fred

He’s got no sense of time
But he’s a friend of mine
Stuck through thick and thin
So I wait for him

When I’ve been waiting for Fred
I always start seeing red
I’ve got so much to do
Man, that boy can be so rude

My life is wasting away
Feels like I’ve been here for days
I hope that he’s not dead
Here I am waiting for Fred
I’ve been waiting for Fred
Still waiting for Fred
Come on…