Hey TV
This one’s for showbiz
They are a very very strange race

Hey TV
Know this like showbiz
You’ve got to have a special face

Get some funny clothes
And a dustbin of coke up your nose
Switch your conscience up and [?]

Take an ordinary name
Or a host [?] game
And if it goes accept the truth

Hey TV
Idiot brain drain
Whatever happened to my free will?
Is it time for the genetic mutation game?
Let me in and send the bill

Don’t you worry about the ads
Oh no, no no, no no, no no
Don’t you worry about the ads
We’ll be coming soon
To your living room
With no obligation
With no obligation for you to buy
Hey TV
The hackneyed formula
You can be anything you see
(Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh)

With that magic eye
Trusted to keep you high
Anyone that you want to be

Don’t you worry about the ads
Whatever you do, don’t
Don’t you worry about the ads
We’ll be coming soon
To your living room
With no obligation
With no obligation for you to buy

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha
Lama lama lama
Why should I care about my salary?

Doobie doobie doobie
That’s entertainment baby
It’s gonna go on for a hundred years, hey!

Oh what you wanna relax
Relax our cool Frankie
He’s gonna show you what to do