[Refrain]
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Oooh, modern TV
Oooh, modern TV
Oooh, modern TV

[Verse 1]
You can see it all night
You can watch it all day
And believe in it
'Cause you have to pay
If you watch too hard you can rot your brain
But you may like this
It’s a young man's game

[Refrain]
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Oooh, modern TV
Oooh, modern TV
Oooh, modern TV

[Verse 2]
You can see some films
You can watch the news
It will bring you down cause you'll know that you
From the open university
To the anthill (?)
Just for you and me
[Outro]
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