[Verse 1]
Sister mine your face so fine
Your hair red-gold at harvest time
In a field on a cloudy day
When the reaper comes to claim his pay

[Pre-Chorus]
They have all gone away

[Chorus]
Armistice Day
Armistice Day

[Verse 2]
Sister mine some damson wine
While the woods wear white in wintertime
Drink it down and remember how
You could not cry then but can cry now

[Pre-Chorus]
They have all gone away

[Chorus]
Armistice Day
Armistice Day
[Bridge]
There's nothing can make men happy
Like the sound of a cannon's roar
There's nothing can make men happy
Like a war
Like a war

[Outro]
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"It's my nasal hairs"

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