[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Her lovely face was everywhere
Someone pretending to care
The image of Victoria Grey
I heard some hungry children cry
Rumbling wheels passed them by
The carriage of Victoria Grey

[Chorus]
Save it up
I heard Victoria say
Save it up
Don't ever give it away
She looked so good sometimes
It was convincing...
(Ahh)

[Verse 2]
Some sailor's South Atlantic fray
Seemed like a long way away
They were fighting for Victoria Grey
And blue-eyed sons of miners cried
When a community died
They were working for Victoria Grey
[Chorus]
Save it up
I heard Victoria say
Save it up
Don't ever give it away
She looked so good sometimes
It was convincing...
(Ahh)

[Piano Interlude]

[Outro]
"Since then the woman I've observed the most closely and learned the most from is my wife - my partner, my editor, my colleague, companion and critic. She is one of the most brilliant and versatile people I know. She can unscramble a medical text on a neuromuscular disorder, fix a carburetor, make her own dresses on a sewing machine, get up on a platform and debate economics, cook an impressive meal, give a haircut..."

Hi, kids!
This is Mr. Patootie saying
"Goodbye and call back again sometime won't ya!"