[GIRL 1]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee-dee

[GIRL 2]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee-dee

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man, ja
[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
They like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
This two for one
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[GIRLS]
Two ladies

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[GIRLS]
Two ladies
[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[GIRLS]
Und he's the only man

[EMCEE, spoken]
Ja

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
I like it
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[GIRLS]
We like it

[EMCEE & GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee
This two for one

[GIRL 1]
I do the cooking
[GIRL 2]
Und I make the bed

[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common

[GIRL 1]
He

[EMCEE]
She

[GIRL 2]
Und me

[GIRL 1]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee

[GIRL 2]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee
The key

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee

[EMCEE, spoken]
Eins

[GIRL 1, spoken]
Zwei

[GIRL 2, spoken]
Drei

[EMCEE & GIRLS]
Los

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[GIRL 1]
Und he's the only man, ja

[EMCEE & GIRLS]
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please

[GIRLS]
Twosie beats onesie

[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes
I sleep in the middle

[GIRL 1]
I'm left

[GIRL 2]
Und I'm right

[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee-dee de
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man, ja

[EMCEE & GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
They like it

[GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, dee-dee-dee

[EMCEE]
This two for one

[EMCEE & GIRLS]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee