[Verse 1]
Out in the hallway
I said hello
The dance is this friday
Do you wanna go?
Probably not, she promptly replied
But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe

[Chorus]
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels

[Verse 2]
Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered, Genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
It's not quite completed
But it's coming soon

[Pre-Chorus]
When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candle lit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army

[Chorus]
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
[Bridge]
I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door
And what should I see
But it was Kelly starring back at me
And she said

[Bridge 2]
I've always wanted to be a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into
I'm your girl

[Chorus 2]
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I've found you
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels