Found bravery in bottles
Before I threw it up
And patience in the time it takes
To try and sober up

Thought if I could settle down
That they would let me off the hook
Found out that preacher's daughters
Aren't the angels that they look

Got on the straight and narrow
Drove it ninety days
Pulled up the drive in time to
Watch that U-Haul drive away

They're making trouble faster
Than I can make my bail
I won't touch that holy water
Til I'm done raising hell

Fate is a nice girl
But shе's got a mean streak
So let that thundеr roll until it's gone
She'll turn a love song
Into the Jaws theme
And she won't bat an eye
To get you satisfied
Then soak and set a fire to your throne

Found Jesus playing poker
With the Devil in my mind
He said "I just bet the farm
Can you come back another time?"

And if I don't leave you nothing
Then walk away with this
I tried to take the high road
And flew right off the cliff

Fate is a nice girl
But she's got a mean streak
So let that thunder roll until it's gone
She'll turn a love song
Into the Jaws theme
And she won't bat an eye
To get you satisfied
Then soak and set a fire to your throne